Wishes, wishes, wishes

(Photo by Joel Edward Grisamore)

The wish patrol has been showing up at my house and dropping off a few wishes.
I have been saving them up, so I guess it’s about time to start using them.

• I wish we all didn’t have to be so politically correct about everything.
• I wish the world always smelled like bacon frying in the pan.
• I wish I could go back and thank all my elementary, junior high and high school teachers.
• I wish the doctor could tell you which kind of medicine you need to take and NOT the insurance company.
• I wish some otherwise sane people didn’t turn into maniacs when they get behind the wheel of a car.
• I wish more businesses (like Chick-fil-A) were closed on Sunday and people spent time with their families.
• I wish there was a national sales tax (fair tax). Everybody would pay based on what they consume.
• I wish more parents would read to their children instead of sticking them in front of a TV or video game.
• I wish some people could find more constructive things to do than to vandalize property and infect other people's computers with viruses.
• I wish there were fewer fathers and more dads.